I am going to become a god. Witness! Support my endeavour sufficiently and I will literally utilise most of my power to bless and benefit your character, you shall be my chosen one/s! P.M me to ascertain how you can do so!
I’m serious but! *vomit still dribbling from finely angled elven chin*
*passes out, rambling feverishly about immortality’s lustrous call*