I am going to become a god. Witness!
Support my endeavour sufficiently and I will literally utilise most of my power to bless and benefit your character, you shall be my chosen one/s!
P.M me to ascertain how you can do so!

*throws up*

I’m serious but! *vomit still dribbling from finely angled elven chin*

*passes out, rambling feverishly about immortality’s lustrous call*